In a theatre arts class, months and months ago in a school no longer in existence, four young starlets were assigned to a group at random, which, little did they know, would change their lives, and their body mass index, for the rest of their high school careers. Eager to perform a show-stopping rendition of "La Vie Boheme" for their class showcase, they put their creative talents together and collaborated seamlessly to produce what would prove to be a deliciously tacky song and dance. It was so delicious, in fact, that the group undoubtedly deserved a name. The Fabulous Four? Funky Freshmen? Faceless Farts? No...the Phour Phat Phrosh.
But the phatties didn't stop there. No, they continued on their journey towards obesity and stardom, by inhaling pure lard, while harassing the rest of their theatre cohorts. Now sophomores, the Phat Phour continue to serve as Broadway's most breathtakingly-overwheight quartet in history.
Stay tuned!
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