SUP GUYS it's me, Anna, aka Phugly Phattie. But let's get one thing straight, phriends-- just because my name is "Phugly Phattie" does not mean that I am phugly. The name is to invoke humor, ya dig? Anyways I just wanted to post something to commemorate the day, May 21 2011, when the world DID NOT END. Also, I literally just learned that the world was supposed to end about 4 days ago so that was a surprise to me. I hope none of our followers believed that blasphemy!! (probs not, solely based on the phact that we have 0 followers...LOL) I still firmly stand by the belief that the world WILL end on December 21, 2012 so everyone best be ready for that, I know I will be! Anyways here are some things about myself that anyone who phollows this blog should know:
1) People have been known to call me "Gremetz"; this nickname was actually made up by one of the infamous phatties herself, Madeline Murphy. It is a mixture of "gremlin" and "Nemetz". Fun fact: I do not really appreciate being called this. Use this in moderation, plz, or I will get angry.
2) I am 4'11 and probably will stay that way for the rest of my life...it's not actually that bad!
3) I have this habit where I touch my eyebrow constantly. I can't help it, it's like biting your nails or chewing your hair; it relieves stress!! Please don't try to tell me to "Anna, stop it" because I can't. I simply can't and that's the God's honest truth. (ALSO WHY DO YOU CARE?!!?)
4) I am afraid of many things. I'm pretty neurotic and sort of insane when it comes to really minor things. My biggest and most inconvenient fear is of the rain. I hate it. Especially while driving in a car...that's the worst. Occasionally when it's raining really hard my facebook status will be something like "AHHH" or "FUCK THIS RAIN" but no one ever comments...it's cool............(no really it's fine I don't actually care, phatties.)
5) Sometimes I wear sorta stupid outfits to school...it's fine just let me do what I want!
6) I LOVE FOOD (but everyone participating on this blog does too so that's no surprise.)
7) I AM CRAYCRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright that's it for now. Over and out. Also this is our lesser known motto: Eat First, Ask Questions Later. So....EAT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER! (Also come see Sunday in the Park with George this Friday through Sunday at Newton North High School.) <3 <3 <3 MUCH LOVE TO ALL THE PHANTASTIC PHATTIES OUT THERE <3 <3 <3
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