hi phans!
Still sitting backstage at the cue-to-cue. We would like to formally welcome the world renouned Holden MacAfee to our blog as a guest blogger:

Some people lie in bed at night fantasizing about being the next president or the next American Idol. Not me, though. I fantasize about being a member of the phat4. Yes, I'm their biggest fan so haters and wannabes can BACK OFF. I have a poster of Anna Nemetz posted behind my bed, I own an autographed copy of Madeline Murphy's second studio album, my birthday wish was a kiss from Michaela Berla-Shulock, and I named my cat Eliza Burr. Every Sunday at 2pm, I have an imaginary tea party with the phatties...we have great conversations. I've been working on slowly gaining weight so that one day I can be as phat and happy as them...I'm getting there!!
I will be attending Sunday in the Park with George to see the ladies, and I suggest you all do too. Anna and Eliza are playing a girl-girl couple, Madeline is an old lady's bitch, and Michaela will be looking irresistable in that black headset. I might cry.
Well, I've got to go feed the cat and watch some Vampire Diaries.
Keep it real, keep it phat!

--H.M.